Your swamp, our monsters. Washington, D.C. March 1-4

Join us March 1-4

The Conservative Political Action Conference is the largest and most influential gathering of conservatives in the world. Launched in 1974, CPAC brings together hundreds of conservative rustlers, cut throats, murderers, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kissers, shit-kissers and Methodists.

Women's Breakfast

With Lauren Boebert

Why my husband exposed his penis to two young women

Host Hotel

Gaylord National Harbor Hotel *

* No gays ** Except Matt Schlapp

Candace Owens

Leftism is defined as any political philosophy that seeks to infringe upon individual liberties in its demand for a higher moral good. Also, reject trans and abortion rights.

America Uncancelled

Hosted by Matt and Mercy

Please don't cancel my husband for trying to jerk off Herschel Walker's male staff

Cancelling Dilbert

Hosted by Scott Adams

White Power! Helter skelter! Helter skelter! Race war! Race war!

Is your stove woke?

Hosted by Tucker Carlson

Remember when I begged Hunter Biden to get my son into Georgetown?